This is sooo funny! It can win you points too!?

Ok. So I have a friend and he lives in Oakland. So he was in Pizza hut (or some pizza place) on MacArthur, and this drunk black guy wobbles in with a beer bottle. The drunk dude says, "Hey, can I have some money?" And my friend says, "Uh sorry, I don't give out money, but I can get you some food if you want." And the drunk guy pointed at him and said, "I respect dat," and he goes out of the pizza place into the middle of street, while facing pizza hut. So he is facing pizza hut, and he throw his beer bottle in the middle of the road and it shatters. Then he unzips his pants and starts peein in the middle of the road in the middle of the day. LOL. You can get the best answer if you share a story that is funny as well.